Thursday, June 25, 2009

Newcomerz

It's hard, living at the edge of the galaxy
With my dreams way ahead of reality
I need a place where the five of me can have some privacy
Your space looks tastay

This is a message from General Five
It may tend to presage the End of your Lives
So hug your children and kiss your wives
If you dug your grave and gave 'em a wave, then you should be fine

Cause I went riding in my pimp machine
Looking for a planet that was blue and green
I found your place in space - DIBZ!
Cause light-speed hustlers gotta have space-cribs

[new voice]



They call me the diggin
Cause I just embiggen
The place where a previous race was breathin and livin
melt-down your house with my radio-kill-ray
Gotta make space for the space Jacuzzay


Take your mountains and your valleys make 'em flat
Point my beam at your women, make 'em nice and phat
Let 'em loose case the general want some
Put up the sign that says space ho's welcome

[chorus idea A]

That's how we roll on our Incredible Spaceship
Steal your soul with our Incredible Spaceship
One two three four in our Incredible Spaceship
That's the way we roll through space

Step back it's a punch-your-face ship
Knockin out zombies on a case-by-case ship
It's the end of the human race ship
Watcha gonna do when we go pew pew pew?

[new voice]
This is General Five
The King of the hive
Kickin it live
You'll never survive when I drop my rhymes
'Cause it's like we got knives
and you got guns
We get five lives
and you get one

We get to drive
You get to run
You get to _scream_
When we throw you into the sun
You've been dominated
:::human race exterminated:::

[chorus idea B]
If you love space flight Put your hands up
Go faster than light? Put your hands up
If you destroyed a space station Put your hands up
If you're enslaving a nation put your hands up

If you can sing the color green Put your hands up
If you got a killing machine Put your hands up
If you can solve quadratics in your head and you want all of the humans dead Put your hands up


[chorus c]
If you can die five times -Put your hands up-
If committing space-crimes -Put your hands up-
If you have mastered space-time with a superior mind
And you're layin' down rhymes -Put your hands up-