Why We Don't Need To Apologize For Breaking The World

Well it seemed like a good idea at the time
That's the basic theme of it all
Now we just can't summon the will to stop
So it's gonna go down the way it's gonna go down

and you'll get what you get
it is what it is
and all that

you see we really need to drive around

and these plasma TVs don't deliver themselves

and the A/C is on because it's friggin' hot out there!

you been outside? it's like eighty degrees

and then there's the poor guy who cuts down trees

we need that wood to build malls and payday loan outlets

and he's got a mortgage and two kids in college

they're studying forestry

and then there's China

see, they need the power, and they need to grow

it's their goddamn right

so lay off if they need to burn coal and dissidents in order to move up

from the third to the second to the first world

the key point is that they're making money

and therefore it's probably part of God's plan

oh come on... it's in Revelations, people!

you have the new edition, right?

"And the smoke of the incense, which came with the prayers of the saints and from the righteous burning of coal and various non-believers and monkeys, ascended up before God out of the angel's hand." (Revelations 8:4)

“He that overcometh, the same shall be clothed in white raiment and/or nice Corinthian leather; and I will not blot out his name out of the book of life, but I will confess his name before my Father, and before his angels, and say ye yeah unto him for he shall be famous and wealthy just because I mentioned his name. P.S. - Timmy Smithers, from fourth grade, can go fuck himself. No heaven for you, Timmy." (Revelations 3:5)

“And when he had taken the book, the four beasts and four and twenty elders fell down before the Lamb, having every one of them harps, and golden vials full of odours, which are the prayers of saints and which pretty much proves global warming is bullshit." (Revelations 5:8)